We don't know how it works, but Original Juan's Limited Edition Zombie Repellant Hot Sauce is hot enough to scare away most anyone. Made from blazing orange habanero peppers, it's surely an apocalyptic hot sauce! 100% superNATURAL.
Directions for use - hold 1 to 4 inches above food and pour, consume food for hours of zombie protection. The burning means it is working!
Ingredients: Habanero mash, orange juice concentrate, distilled vinegar, natural flavor.